kadang, hal2 yang paling berarti buat kita, ada di depan mata.
sudah menclok disitu dari jaman kapan tau.
tapi ya justru karena udah ada disitu dari dulu dan kita udah biasa hidup dengan hal2 itu, sayangnya kita jadi suka ngga sadar;
bisa jadi karena sekarang kita lg emosi...
mungkin karena rumput tetangga selalu lebih hijau dari rumput kita (baik secara makna tersirat maupun harafiah :D)...
mungkin juga karena emang kita aja yg nggak peka sama situasi...
padahal kalo hal2 itu ilang kan kita juga ya yang merana?
ya sudah, daripada bengong melongo, bingung mikir kenapa blogger pemales ini nulis hal2 yang tiba2-muncul-entah-dari-mana...
kalo gitu mendingan liat deh di depan kita ada apa?
iya gw tau depan lo komputer, dodol ah.
tapi maksud gw.. ga cuma secara harafiah yang depan kita. ya.. segala yg kita punya lah.. pacar, keluarga, teman, fasilitas, kepercayaan, kemampuan sendiri, macem2 dah... terserah.
abis itu dijaga deh. dihormati. ga ada salahnya berterimakasih atas segala hal baik dan berharga di hadapan kita.
kalo udah dilakuin ya baguss...
tapi akan lebih bagus lagi kalo kita bs jadi merasa beruntung karena lahir dan hidup dikelilingi hal2 itu kan?
(eh, banyak lo kejadian kita ngerasa kurang beruntung dibanding orang lain. padahal orang yg disirikin belom tentu lebih beruntung dari kita kan?)
ciao.
-blogger sok bijak cabut dari sini-
minggu ini udah lewat.
guess i have to wait for another week to see you..
well then,
i'll be waiting patiently =')
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... .
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
INDONESIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are stolen.
You then sell both.
You then stash the money to a very obscure non-budgetary account.
You then throw some of the money to political parties for campaign funds, but you keep most of it for yourself.
gw baru sekali ini liat video klipnya Craig David yang Unbelievable. Dulu, karena cuma liat cuplikannya gw kira itu paling dia keliling2 kota sambil nyanyi. well it wasn't actually
openingnya dia nyanyi di pinggir tempat tidur. cewenya lagi tidur sambil selimutan. terus dia pergi jalan2 keliling2 sampe akhirnya ke satu coffee shop dan beli kopi buat di take away. guess what, dia balik lagi ke kamarnya. ternyata dia beli kopi biar bisa bangunin cewenya and give her the first morning coffee :)
i just love the song =']
you can check the clip by clicking here, and this is the lyrics so u can sing along =p
